ORIGINAL DESIGN HAND-PAINTED FULL-SIZE OBAMA LAWN JOCKEY
HITCHING POST STATUE WITH SOLAR LANTERN
PROUDLY SOW THE SEEDS OF HATRED AND DIVISION IN YOUR GROTESQUELY CONFLICTED SWING STATE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH THE ULTIMATE RIGHT WING PARODY FROM THE 2008 ELECTION
MORE CHANGE IS COMING TO YOUR YARD!
Watch our old slideshow from 2008 below!
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OWN THIS GREAT PIECE OF POLITICAL MEMORABILIA FROM THE HISTORIC ELECTION NOW UPDATED WITH THE FOLLOWING BRAND NEW FEATURES FOR 2012
Lips changed from brown to purple
Boots changed to all black
Base top changed from green "lawn" to golfing green complete with painted in "black hole", removeable USSR socialist "flag stick" and permanently attached golf ball
Engraved "OBAMA" panel added on front of base
3 custom license plates with funny images added on other 3 sides of base
Solar lantern changed to new style with fake "SOLYNDRA SOLAR" brand name tag on top
Cast aluminum 46" tall Obama Lawn Jockey with Solar Lantern for $795 with FREE Fedex Ground shipping. Item will be shipped the next business day following payment.
Do you publish a right wing or middle class magazine or blog?
Here's how to stir up controversy and hit a circulation homerun: Put a picture like in the slideshow above featuring a Obama Lawn Jockey on your cover just like Emerge Magazine did with the Clarence Thomas Lawn Jockey cover in 1996! And New Yorker Magazine made millions with it's Obama cover parody!
Are you a republican party benefactor and would like to enhance your standing with the middle class?
A Obama Lawn Jockey on your stoop will embellish your right wing credentials and your unimpeachable record on conservative issues.
Tired of marxists, ACORNs and other hyper-PC liberals canvassing your middle class neighborhood for votes and opinions?
Buy a Obama Lawn Jockey to scare them away and stand up for your pro-American values... after all, in an ironic twist, President George Washington invented the first Lawn Jockey in 1776- and you can't get any more American than that!
Your statue stands ready to greet visitors to your stoop 24/7... and answer the 3am call!
Obama Lawn Jockey makes a great gag gift for all the TEA PARTY MEMBERS on your list!
POLITICAL SPIN: Middle class mentioned 3 times in this ad.
Obama Lawn Jockey dimensions
"...every liberals worst nightmare..." NEW PORK TIMES
CLICK ON THE ARROW ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE PAGE BELOW TO BROWSE THE OBAMA LAWN JOCKEY PICTURE BOOK!
"...mindblowingly inappropriate..." HUFFERTON POST
Obama Lawn Jockey Photo Gallery(Click on photos for larger view)
"...a nasty piece of work..." THE SPEW
"...made my inner porn star moan come out by accident..." RACHEL MADCOW
OBAMA LAWN JOCKEY FEATURES
Wrought Aluminum "Obama Lawn Jockey" hitching post statue is brand new and painted with high-gloss oil-based enamel paints in the following ORIGINAL DESIGN:
Green: Top of base
Purple: Lips
Light Brown: Face and hands
White: Pants, cap, back of eyes, teeth, vest sashes
Red: sleeves, vest
Black: Hair, eyebrows, eyeballs, boots, bottom of base
DIMENSIONS: approx. 46" tall including pedestal base. Pedestal base is 13" x 13" x 7". Approx. shipping weight is 50 lbs.
Includes "SOLYNDRA" solar lamp that hangs on hand(with instructions) and repainting instructions for future reference. Also includes (2) removeable 4" x 6" USSR flags on 10" poles(one to keep as replacement).
Shipping is by FEDEX GROUND in a cardboard box. Shipping to continental US addresses only. Approx. time from order placement to delivery is 4 business days. Upon shipment, we will email you the tracking #.
DUE TO THE CUSTOMIZED NATURE OF THIS PRODUCT, THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS OR RETURNS!
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