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Introducing... OBAMA LAWN JOCKEY™

Upgrade your tired old black lawn jockey statue
to the new and improved Obama model today,
now with MORE ACTION-PACKED FEATURES FOR 2012!

MORE change is coming... to your yard!

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Own a piece of political history...

with our ORIGINAL DESIGNS of a 1876 black lawn jockey statue and a 1892 cast iron mechanical toy bank updated to current themes! These are not reproductions, but true original works of art available for the first time, and not available anywhere else in the world. The jockey statue and mechanical piggy bank are HAND-PAINTED with REAL FORGED METAL CONSTRUCTION in FULL SIZE... just like the originals from over a century ago. We also offer a full-size lawn jockey foamboard standup.

Jolly Obama political parody products are always... One shade more politically correct™

Commemorate the historical election of Barack Hussein Obama, the first black president of the United States, with original right wing patriotic yard art and home decor from JollyObama.com. Spread the wealth: Jolly Obama products also make GREAT gifts for all the "Joe the Plumbers" on your list. All items are IN STOCK and READY TO SHIP by FedEx Ground.

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Is the new BING.COM search engine al-gorilla-thum rayciss nn sheet... or is Obama REALLY a hitching post for liberals and lobbyists?





BREAKING NEWS 6-19-2009 /// FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
HEADLINE: Lawn jockey site is #1 result for "Obama Statue" search term.

What does Obama look like under the microscope of an unbiased objective search engine based on mathematical algorithms... without the liberal news media bias?

Let's use Microsoft's new Bing search engine to compare Obama to the legacy of recent past presidents to find out.

Two weeks ago, Obama unveiled the new Ronald Reagan statue in the rotunda.

Bing ranks news of the statue #1 for the "Reagan Statue" search term: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31087271/

"Bush Statue" brings up a monument to Bush I at #1: http://www.bushmonument.com/

For Bush II, a statue of the Iraqi shoe thrower is high on the list.

"Clinton Statue" brings up several planned monuments with news about their funding problems.

So what exactly does Bing's algorithm find on the web for "Obama Statue"? Mount Rushmore perhaps?

No, it's much closer to home than that...

Currently, Bing's unbiased mathematical formula takes all of Obama's actions into account... and a lawn jockey site comes up #1: http://www.jollyobama.com

 







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JOLLY OBAMA UNEMPLOYMENT CRISIS CALCULATOR

Nancy Pelosi claims Americans are losing their jobs at the rate of 500,000,000 per month!

See Jolly Obama's UNEMPLOYMENT CRISIS CALCULATOR with a current running tally below:

Since January 20, 2009,
Americans have joined the unemployment line.

 







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